Bitches

Tina Fey once quoted, “Bitches get stuff done”. And you wanna know what? They do. You want something done…ask a “bitch” to do it.

When I say “bitch”, I mean the woman’s version of a “bitch”. Because a man’s version is completely different. Here are some examples of why a man would label a woman a “bitch”. At least, from my experience. She doesn’t ask, or wait for a man’s permission. She doesn’t ask a man for help. She shows confidence in getting it done, and does it without a man’s supervision. She doesn’t need any approval, or gratitude from a man, once she has accomplished her goal. Notice the repeating pattern here? Something done without a Man involved.

Now, my definition of a “bitch” goes something like this….She doesn’t let everyday distractions get in the way of her end goal. She doesn’t make excuses, or procrastinates and just starts. She can multi-task and prioritize what is, or isn’t important. She isn’t fooled by every kind word or smile, because she knows not everyone has her best interests at heart. She knows to work in silence, as not to risk anyone sabotaging her progress. She teaches herself a skill by research and watching someone who has done it before. She doesn’t quit when things don’t go as planned. She simply starts again.

Bitches hate failure, because somebody once failed them. My advice to you is never feel bad for being efficient. Don’t ever feel selfish for being driven. Don’t ever feel callous, or unfeeling for being unwavering in your boundaries.

I have found, in more cases than one, that the people who haven’t learned how to communicate, plan, prepare, or execute in life, will always make you look “less” and inadequate any way they can. These people don’t like the fact that they can’t do it. They are too scared to try, so they belittle you by making you look “crazy” for trying. “You’re crazy if you think you can do that!” Maybe…but it will get done!

It’s not just the men throwing shade…it’s the women. A woman can be another woman’s worst critic. Only, they won’t criticize the task at hand. They will comment on how she looks. How she dresses. How she talks. How she slept her way to the top. Because we all know that is the only thing a woman knows how to do to get what she wants in life. Grow the fuck up!

Women are attention seekers. If another woman is getting attention, they will distract by making comments to take the attention off of what is actually being done, and bring attention to another subject. Hilarious! I don’t care what it is. It could be an Olympic gold medalist, and a woman will point out how ugly her hair is, or how she walks funny. Just stupid.

You’ll never hear a man comment on an accomplished woman’s outfit, or hairstyle. She’s just a “bitch” because she did it without a man’s help. I mean, what if their girlfriend, or wife sees this, and starts to think they can do things without a man’s help too? The end of the world!

Men see an accomplished woman as someone who must be neglecting their household chores, their children, and their husband/boyfriend. Because a woman’s only purpose in life is to clean the house, raise the kids, and suck your dick whenever you see fit. A woman who chooses not to have children…bitch. A woman who doesn’t cook…bitch. A woman who doesn’t want a husband or a boyfriend…bitch. A woman who chooses her career over anything else…bitch.

Bitches get shit done. True story. So thank you to everyone who has called me a bitch. I’ll take that as a compliment. That is all…because I have shit to do.